I liked these quotes I got in an email newsletter... ha ha!!
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it,
and then misapplying the wrong remedies."
"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents,
he would promise them missionaries for dinner."
"Surrender is essentially an operation by means of which we set out
explaining instead of acting."
"He who does not bellow the truth when he knows the truth
makes himself the accomplice of liars and forgers."